So I had an opportunity to talk to Dustin's mom on Tuesday afternoon, ran into her in the hallway at the school.
Apparently his dad was driving him to school on Monday morning.
I won't tell you what dad does for a living because of possible privacy issues, but he's an extremely intelligent man. You can't do what he does if you're not smart.
However, smart and common sense are not the same thing.
They were nearly to school when Dustin said, "Oh yeah! I'm supposed to bring a milk carton to school!"
And his dad, thinking he meant milk, stopped at the little convenience store and bought him a gallon of milk.
Dustin did not bring it out during the craft project they were doing in his class, there were evidently plenty of milk cartons.
He just decided on his own to save it for the party on Thursday. Didn't mention to anyone that he had it, didn't think about refrigeration.
::snort::
His mom said that both of them are the same way, Dustin and his dad... smart but without a bit of common sense between them. The milk was dumped out when they got home (it had not soured, for those of you who were wondering) and all was well.
But seriously, for whatever reason (I'm probably nutty) the whole kid-with-a-gallon-of-milk-in-his-backpack thing was one of the funniest experiences I've had while doing this job.
Still snickering.
I could literally hear your smile as you told this story. It made me smile too.
ReplyDeleteIt will make me smile for a long time, I think.
DeleteThose kids (especially that one) just crack me up.
LOL The Milk of common sense! That was great. Backpack was probably pretty heavy too lol
ReplyDeleteI have shared the story with several of the school staff, they all know this kid. Makes it even funnier if you know him, he's just hysterically funny all the time.
DeleteI think this is one of the greatest things I've read in a long time!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter is a really smart person, given all of the mis-steps she has made in her Life.
When she took the ACT, she was almost late for the test, managed to get there, and STILL scored a 30. However, if it happened to be raining outside, I'd have to go out and get her.
Some common sense will take one a long long way.
~shoes~
Common sense isn't very common, at least according to my experience.
DeleteI don't know that it's something one can teach, either. It's like eye color or freckles or being left handed. Either you have it or you're carrying around a gallon of milk all day long.
The boy's backpacks were very heavy yesterday when they came home from school. Youngest was struggling with his.
ReplyDeleteYou know I checked for the gallon.
Sadly, no... just books and papers. :(
This time of year they take home SO much STUFF! It's really amazing.
DeleteI'm glad you didn't find milk in them, though. :)
Very funny! Yes, some people are like that - smart, minus the common sense. At least it makes for inadvertent comedy.
ReplyDeleteHe's a funny kid. Always deadpan. Most of the time he has NO idea why people laugh at the things he says or does.
Delete::Making note to self to write about the end of the world according to Dustin::
A whole gallon? That's funny, he could have at least bought him a half-gallon. I can't imagine how heavy that backpack must of been.
ReplyDeleteThe tone of his mom's voice when she said, "WHAT??" was SO funny. He told me today that 'milk weighs more than 8 lbs in a gallon jug, did you know that?'
Deleteheehee
I'm sure glad the kid didn't have to WALK to school!
ReplyDeleteWell... if he'd had to walk, he would not have ended up with the milk since his dad was the one who got it at the convenience store... ha.
DeleteWeird thing about my school. NO children walk to school. They either are driven by parents or they take the bus.
THX for the AMUSEMENT! ;0) (((hugs)))Pat
ReplyDeleteGlad it made you smile.
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That is so funny!! All I can think is, that poor mother, having to deal with the common senseless dad AND son! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWell, if she blogs she probably has a lot to write about. :)
DeleteI've known intelligent people that didn't have a lick of common sense! There's still hope for *Dustin. The dad... maybe not... seems he's made it this far without it, so cultivating it probably isn't a priority.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's an intelligent and wealthy guy, common sense doesn't seem to be an issue.
DeleteThis is so something that Hopper would do. Seriously. They keep ya laughing but definitely keep ya on your toes!
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