We're all proctologists.

At first, you'll probably go, " I am not!!" but hear me out.

You all remember why some people end up in that line of work, right?
You don't?

Okay, I'll explain it again.

Proctologists are really outgoing people. They miss the interpersonal relationships they had in school, and once they're out on their own, feel sad that those people are in their past.

So they specialize in Proctology as a way to look up old friends.

With that being said, I think that if you have to deal with a bunch of assholes in your day to day existence, (and who doesn't??) you may as well call yourself a proctologist. It probably pays better than what you're doing anyway.

Don't ask me what prompted this. 
Just keep it as more words of wisdom, and good luck with the assholes.

You're welcome.