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Monday, May 25, 2009

So a few years ago...

We went to the airport to pick Matt up. He had gone to California with the band or choir that year (can't remember which) and was finally home!

As we waited in the baggage claim area, a guy about our age, maybe a little younger, was pulling his suitcases off the carousel.

One by one he compared the little labels stapled into his ticket folder with the labels on the suitcases... and one at a time he tore off the paper luggage ID tags and stickers. He finished by tossing them on the floor about five feet from a garbage can, grabbing his bags and arrogantly stalking out.

I pointed him out to my hubby as he was tearing off the tags and tossing them on the floor, and Eric said, "Jesus. What a lazy jerk!! There's a trash can right over there, Buddy!"

The guy was either deaf or pretending not to hear. He completely ignored Eric's not-so-subtle (and not so quiet, either) remarks.

And when he had disappeared through the automatic doors into the Spring evening, I carefully gathered up all his luggage tags. Every little bit and piece. Even the skinny little elastics that had held them on the handles.

Since his name and address were so legibly printed, there was only one thing to do.

I brought them home.

And the next day, I wrote him a little note.

"Ha ha, Asshole. Now you have to throw them away."

I sealed it all into an envelope and mailed it to him.

7 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . this is one of the reasons why I LOVE you. Priceless!

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  2. That sounds like something I would've done!! I'm so sick of people littering and being rude!!
    People need to remember to be nice to cashiers when they pay with a credit card that has their NAME on it, too!! Just sayin'

    It bothers me when people drop their lit butts out of their cars too. Hubby went as far as dropping one back in a car once. We have the same peeves.....

    Love what you did! Wouldn't you have loved seeing his reaction when he opened the envelope? I would have!!

    Hugs!!!

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  3. now that's funny!

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  4. I would have LOVED to see the look on his face.
    I sorta wish I'd kept his address so I could send him a few scraps of paper on occasion. Maybe on the yearly anniversary of our 1st meeting?

    But then I'd be drifting into the land of creepy stalker...

    Not that being a creepy stalker is necessarily a bad thing.

    :::snort:::

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  5. OMG that's hilarious!

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  6. Anonymous9:51 AM

    Hey - Joy stole my line. That is exactly what I was going to say. This did make me laugh out loud!

    Beckie

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