Camel Toe

At a recent meeting of site directors, the director of one of the largest sites was concerned about a 20 year old girl staff person who showed up to work with the 12 to 15 year old BOYS wearing a pair of leggings and a tight t shirt. That's the group that is out and about all day. They get on a bus at 9 and go to a bunch of different destinations, park days and laser tag and here and there and everywhere.

Our dress code specifically prohibits leggings unless one is wearing shorts or a skirt over them, but Hannah was uncomfortable discussing the issue with the new staff person. She is apparently REALLY inexperienced staff and not qualified (not enough contact hours)  to be alone with children.

Hannah isn't the regular site director there, she bravely stepped up to take on the task after the director of five years abruptly left the company at the end of the school year.

Hannah is far braver than I will ever be. That summer site actually has three camps running at the same time, and at the beginning and end of each day, there are about 100 kids in the cafeteria.

Yeah. No. You couldn't pay me enough.

Okay, so she brought this situation up at the meeting, hoping for some help from management.

I talked with her for a couple minutes after the meeting and agreed with her that it's definitely not appropriate in the kidcare biz. Even worse for someone who's working with the Puberty Pack.

So, being the irreverent and sarcastic person I am, I tried to come up with some kind of song to make Hannah laugh as I drove back to my site.

I came up with a bit, but couldn't make it work.

So I messaged my husband and my kids and told them what I was trying to accomplish.

In return, my son sent a YouTube link to me.

THIS is NOT SUITABLE for kids, for work, or for your grandma.
You should listen to it alone before playing it for anyone else.

Also, the person who did the captioning messed up a couple words... but all in all, it's pretty funny.