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Saturday, November 08, 2014

Yep, seems about right...

Attn.Beneficiary I am writing to inform you sequel to the notification received from the g8 leaders to release your fund inheritance accredited to you. Meanwhile, a woman came to our office yesterday that she is your personal attorney by name Yastie Denis from new york, united state. You are required to notify this office if truly that miss Yastie Dennis is your personal attorney, as we did gave her the scan copy of your draft payment waiting for verification from your bank. If this said lady is your attorney, we shall be sending your draft to her by courier, but if she is not your representative, lets terminate every arrangement in place of delivering your draft to her address in new york. I await your immediate response. Mr.Ian Narev Director Internal /External Control Commonwealth Bank group.

I am confused, though. If they gave a copy of the draft to Nastie... no, Yastie, then why do they need me?

Silly spammers.

In that same batch of spam was a letter from "Angela" who 'heard I have large male pakage'. Yes, that's how it was spelled.

I don't have a male package, although I do have access to one...

4 comments:

  1. How strange? Maybe they somehow know you are involved in a lawsuit?

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  2. Naw, it's a standard spammer trick, it's right up there with the 'you have 10 million dollars in a Nigerian Bank!' trick.


    As for the package.... that's one I get quite often, too.Cracks me up, really.

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  3. Laughing my ass off just before I head to bed.
    (((hugs)))

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  4. lol! large male package

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