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Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Today, Lyssa found Jesus

Lyssa and I decided to hit the 6th St. Goodwill Tuesday morning.

I was walking along, minding my own business when she brought Him to me. His picture (in living color) was emblazoned on this weird-assed styrofoam egg. It made me feel peaceful just to hold it. Wait, no it didn't. Instead, it awoke in me this amazing urge to get my phone out.
:)


Tuesday seems to be my day off lately. Since summer hours, well, SUCK DONKEY BALLS, we're each getting shafted er, stuck with one day off a week. If it didn't just kill me on my paychecks, I'd be a little happier about it. But it does.

Speaking of getting the shaft, I found an unusual pencil sharpener. It occurred to me that it's a pretty specialized item. Where (besides a proctologist's office) would such an item be needed?

Alyssa suggested, "Anywhere one uses a pencil sharpener. Besides a school."


No, I did not buy it.
Would you?

7 comments:

  1. This is the second time in as many visits that you've found something related to Jesus. I think he's sending you a message. ;)

    Although the pencil sharpener would not be appropriate for school, I'm sure the kids would get a kick out of it! Ha ha!

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    1. I am sure they'd find it hysterical.
      Also hysterical? It was in the TOY AISLE!!!

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  2. My 13 year old thinks the sharpener is simply HIGHlarious!

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    1. It does have its humorous side... but I was really sort of surprised, too. Especially considering that it was in the toys. ::snort::

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  3. That would be a no on the pencil sharpener.

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    1. I couldn't even think of anyone that would appreciate it as a gag gift. I really was shocked.

      And then Lyssa and I had a discussion about other things people could do with anatomically correct pencil sharpeners and decided we really don't want to know.

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  4. ;0)
    There is someone for everything. ISUN!

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