In a suburban kitchen on a Wednesday morning about 5:45.
Wife, heading out the door to work, within an inch of closing the locked door behind her.
"OH FUCK ME I forgot my lanyard."
She comes back to the table to grab it.
And HE says, "I don't have TIME to fuck you."
"Why not?" she asks,"It only takes about 30 seconds."
(Don't smart off to this particular suburban housewife in the early mornings, she has a biting wit.)
And he answers... "Yeah, I know. But then it takes another 10 minutes to get all my clothes back on."
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI never use the "F" word, hubby might take me seriously!
ReplyDeletebwahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou are cracking me up!!! You and your husband are a hoot.
ReplyDeletexo jj
Ahhhhh, the perfect couple. It warms my heart.
ReplyDeleteFrom now on I am not talking to ANYONE the first thing in the morning ... don't want to risk a verbal knife fight like this without a pot of coffee to back me up! W.C.C.
ReplyDeleteHA HA!!!!! LOVE IT...
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