Alyssa really wanted to go see La voluptรฉ du goรปt: French Painting in the Age of Madame de Pompadour: at the Portland Art Museum
(go to either one of those links and watch until the pictures cycle through. It doesn't have even a fraction of the impact of seeing the exhibit, but it gives you an idea.)
Click on this picture for the larger version. ::sigh::
My babies.
Now I'm not an art person. I mean, I appreciate beauty, and have a definite idea of what I like and a tiny inkling of what goes into creating art.
However, I'm very unimpressed with the idea of the whole pretentious art scene.
You know what I mean, right? Some guy or girl gazing at a canvas splashed with paint and/or elephant dung, nodding sagely and saying with great seriousness, "Oooh, I see what he's trying to saaaay with this." and everyone else going, "Oh, yes, I SEE IT TOO!!"
Then, they act like anyone who doesn't see it is a total idiot.
I have no patience with it, it pisses me off that some dumbass somewhere calls stuff like that 'art' and that many people make money from it. I always think of The Emperor's New Clothes when I hear about some new sensation sweeping the art world.
There were quite a few items of that variety, actually. Some of the modern art was, mm, interesting to look at, but most of it... not so much. A few pieces had me raising my eyebrows, wondering how I could fling some paint or paint some junk, pile it up and call it art... and get someone to buy it.
Sort of a 'if they'll buy THIS crap, I could sell 'em something!" (No, not the sculpture pictured here... I like this one.)
After looking at the more modern stuff, we headed for the French exhibit.
When we walked in, what I saw literally brought tears to my eyes. It was the most stunningly beautiful art I've ever seen. There isn't even a way to begin to describe it. Each piece called me to move on while the one I was looking at made me linger. It was just lovely.
Breathtaking.
I'm serious here, folks.
We were given a small handheld device that resembled a flat telephone so that we could listen to some of the history behind the art. The stories were fascinating, and I learned a great deal about France in the age of Madame Pompadour.
(I never knew any of it before.)
It was a lovely day in Portland, the weather was perfect and the company of my children-who-aren't-children-anymore was a gift.
Totally worth taking the day off from work.
Unfortunately, no photography allowed in the museum at all.
::sigh::
I was thinking the same thing the other day at our art museum. Some modern art is really amazing, especially some of the sculpture, but much of it leaves me sharing the "Yeah, right" raised eyebrow look with PL.
ReplyDeletePS - Have you checked your blogroll lately, especially near the bottom? :-)
I am not much into modern art, unlike my son, who is very much into "abstract art". I don't get it, nor do I get the sculptures. He saids it is because I am old, LOLOLOL. BLESSINGS
ReplyDeleteYes I have checked it. I have a few that I can't drop because I can't figure out which one is the new one and which one the old in my blogger layout.
ReplyDeleteBut I have your new one up, don't I?
what a fun day. i hate modern art. makes me want to poke my eyes out, have someone take a photo and say, SEE, I MADE ART TOO!
ReplyDeleteYou do now. Thanks! Could you do a remove of both, and then add the new one back in for Such Lovely Freckles, etc.? Would that work, or be too much work?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to take the boys to the art museums around here. I don't care for the "paint splatter" art either, but we have some good stuff from the artists I like that I'd like to see. The museum has a scavenger hunt for the kids. It helps keep them busy and hopefully interested. :o)
ReplyDeleteYou write so beautifully- I totally agree with you and was swept into what you saw.
ReplyDeleteWe plan to hit several museums while in the states! I am so looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteBy the way are those Ed Hardey Shoes I spy on Alyssa? I want a pair, but alas I am to old!!
Your babies are so handsome/beautiful!! You must be so proud!!
ReplyDeleteWish I had been on the field trip with you!
Hugs!!