Choosing Virtual Reality over Ritual Virility since 2005.
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
My new houseboy
I am tired of doing everything myself. I'm going to go fetch my houseboy. I can see him out my front window. On my private beach. Evidently, Santa felt sorry for me and sent me my present early. Back in a little bit. Don't wait up.
You know that he's gay, don't you?
ReplyDeleteNaw, that's just a cover.
ReplyDeleteHe wants you to *think* that.
Besides, I'm not going to do him anyway. He *is* sort of fun to look at, don't you think?
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